May 2013
14 posts
Actors who COULD HAVE Played Khan
kirstinthereckless:
Oded Fahr
Naveen Andrews
Sendhil Ramamurthy
But no, this is the logical choice.
atleastimnotbrentspiner:
“we’ll take the lot!”
wow harry maybe some of the other kids on the train wanted some candy
but nope i guess the boy who lived is entitled to the entire fucking trolley
what she says: i'm fine
what she means: the bourgeoisie is just as necessary a precondition for the socialist revolution as is the proletariat itself.
thehobodad:
For as much as they tell you about Stop Drop and Roll as a kid, I really expected to be on fire more times in my life.
April 2013
37 posts
“It’s not my job to make you a better man and I don’t give a shit if I’ve made...”
– Jenny Schecter (via ancailleachmuir)
banknote:
I’m not here to fucking act as an aesthetically pleasing, frivolous catalyst for you to change your shitty life. I’m not going to be your spontaneous, twee property. I’m not going to be care-free and childlike. I am not going to be the doe-eyed creature who gives meaning to your life. This is the fucking real world, mate.
mrmdprncss:
i’m always weirdly proud when my pee is clear because it’s like fuck yeah i’m so hydrated
“the sudden arrival of spring is when I start walking through clothing stores in...”
– tressfess: (via nogreatillusion)
“If guys were as mad about rape as they are duck face we wouldn’t have a rape...”
– Jamie Kilstein (via stuzie)
Other things most straight white guys get way more upset about than they do about rape:
Taylor Swift
the song “Call Me Maybe”
girls who date “douchebags”
basically any music that isn’t played by white dudes with guitars
girls who are “shallow” or “fake”
girls who...
I just wrote ‘alot’ then changed it to ‘al ot’ before remembering it’s ‘a lot’.
“Hot tea, rainy nights,
slow kisses on lazy days,
thunder in our ears.”
– Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott)
If anyone ever tells you you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life.
Black guy kills some people.
Society: Criminal.
Muslim guy kills some people.
Society: Terrorist.
Latino guy kills some people.
Society: Criminal.
White guy kills some people.
Society: Mental illness. (lost soul, complicated psyche, quiet loner, misunderstood, frustrated with life, experienced recent, traumatic, life-altering events that set him off; not to mention all the positive descriptors that are attached to him, i.e. intelligent, PhD candidate, honor roll student, etc.)
wretchedoftheearth:
i don’t grow body hair on most of my body but any man who demands that i shave what little hair i have
better:
have his face clean shaven every day
wax any chest or back hair
get rid of the happy trail
get rid of his pubes and ass hair
shave his own goddamn legs
shave his pits
and I like how so many men find that totally unreasonable but have no problem expecting...
liarnjamespayne:
people who complain about boobs not looking perky and spherical with small, practically areola-less nipples are people who have most definitely never seen boobs outside of the context of porn because lemme tell u man boobs are diverse and lovely and if anyone ever says shit about your boobs u need to kick them in the shin and pour acid into their eyes (◡‿◡✿)
sealcat:
no literally never go out in public with me I will say “dog” every time I see a dog and I will say “hello” to every dog that I meet and if we’re having a conversation I will stop and point when a dog goes by
